Last night the Mrs. and I were in bed watching Law & Order and discussing what we’d like to appear on our tombstones (believe it or not, we do still have sex). She was pretty quick on the draw but I was stumped. It only took 12 hours before I found something worth stealing:
Here lies daddle*dee. He lived by three rules:
1. They not ready
2. Motherfuckers need to know
3. Git yo shit
Hat tip to DJ Ol’ Youngin’
